Young New Yorker returns after two-month trip to Japan, random people on the streets of Brooklyn comment how much they missed her.

1. Why are you so cute.
2. Why do you think puking is a spectator sport? I love you but stop staring at me.
3. Why do you communicate non-verbally to each other but you meow at me like I can understand meows but that other cat can't. WHAT'S WITH THAT. Dear cats, it's the other way around.

Edit: I'd also explain to them how light works and I'd like ( Read more... )

All the time~. Did today, actually, what's the harm? Waitresses actually treat you a little better since they feel bad for you, I think.

Degrassi High School.

No, no, hear me out. I just Sarah a few of you must be like "But the students deal with so many issues, WHY!"

I wouldn't be apart of the main cast, y'know? So no awful things would be happening to me I would just know about awful things happening to other people and I'd just be able to talk shit about them all day.

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BOTH.

Breakfast foods are the best of foods.

(I know I already did something like this once but since it's appropriate again......)

LOL.

This is such a weird writers block and I mean, how are people going to elaborate on this one? How is this inspiring people to write?

Anyway, cheese should go on everything.

I mean, I guess I could make a long list of things it should probably stay away from and then I remember cream cheese which works for like, 90% of desserts.

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